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Friday, July 23, 2010
The AlterMall
On the AlterMall there’s no entrance, there’s no exit. There’s no pesky guards poking your bag and bleeping mechanisms. You just close your eyes and whisper very softly, what is it that you wish to buy and then it appears right after your eyelids as though they were on an IMAX.
On the AlterMall, browsing the mall is as easy as like you were walking on a conveyor belt. No more hurting feet, no more sore toes, no more tiresome legs.
On the AlterMall, there is constant enjoyment. An arcade of cheap thrills, short games and quasi-realistic environment. You don’t need chips or tokens. There is, however, a 30-day membership for free; if you like you can have it a lifetime membership. That is also free. You will be enjoying deeply because of this, you won’t worry about losing tokens and play myriads of games, conveniently and instantly. No lines! For you only to be happy.
Getting lost is rare. You will just position the shops in almost everywhere you like. And if one shop is not in place, you just pull it out, like a Lego brick and put in on any place you want.
On the AlterMall, whenever you got sick, there is a place they call “Cleanic”. There is no consultation fee. Medical professionals, who wear lively colored scrubs with fancy and cartoony characters, will help you specifically on your utmost needs. There is no medicine either. Nurses and doctors treat your ailment on a more natural way. They got pills of laughter, capsules of joy, and tablets of wisdoms, enthusiasm syrups (suspensions for children) and lozenges of relaxation. You’ll never leave the Cleanic, untreated.
On the AlterMall, shopping is like a trip to your closet. Only a hundred time bigger. Shop till you drop, buy till you fly and everything is free to try. You can try the latest stilettos, jump on the hottest pair of jeans, suit on the newest shirts, and glam on the sexiest dress. They got all sizes, colors and fits too! Whatever your style you want, the AlterMall has everything to offer for you. Of course, all of that free of charge, no hidden fees, no interest. Still, you will not file to the cashier.
Want to try out AlterMall’s cinema? The latest technology in cinema experience has it. Enjoy full HD movies on a crisp, vivid and detailed pictures right after you. Realisto Sounds™ lets you hear the audio as if it was happening right in front of you. Surround sound of other cinemas wound sound like monaural radio speakers. AlterMall has the most shown blockbusters and even exclusive movies first to be shown on AlterMall. Also, you can watch back titles of your favorite movies. From drama to comedy, from action to suspense, Sci-Fi to CG animated films, all (again) for free.
On the AlterMall, there’s the “Neon Hub”. They got catalogs of the latest “geek-no” gadgets. In line are smartphones, digital cameras, DSLRs, HSTVs, media players, next-generation gaming consoles and bombastic sound systems. Everything is displayed on a bluish-white Ether cases, the ones you see at StarTrek. Computers here got no bytes, no gigs, no teras. Storage has infinity. No megapixel wars on camera phones, capture your AlterMall moments with cameras on detailed display. Once again, its free.
All that shopping tired you down? Want some munchies? Visit the “Dining Hall”. All of your favorite palate-satisfiers are here. Elegant red carpet floors and nice candle-bulbs will welcome you. High ceilings were jousted with 5 foot Swarovski crystals dangling in beauty. . The Dining Hall comes with well-suited waiters and maids. They will help you in choosing your edibles. Foods here are fresh and cooked just the way you want, just the way you like it. AlterMall serves booze too! Drink to your liver’s content, it’s up to the house. Dining Hall will keep you come back for more, once again for free.
Burping on a full stomach? There is the activity center, where you can sit, rest and even snooze. It’s the AlterMall’s most quiet place. Family, friends, lovers, and even employees, gather here on a green velvet carpet. Comfy couches and soft sofas are also for you. Served with tea, coffee or fruit juices your relaxing time will never be the same again. Is it for free?
All these heavenly perks and privileges for free? What’s the catch then?
The saddest part is when you open your eyes and AlterMall is gone. It’s neither your Neverland nor the Chocolate Factory. Replaced by black fading to light. The whole thing will seem to have existed as a dream sequence in a teleserye. Waking up and see your creaking bedroom walls. Eerie. Unwary. Never belonging. But the real world isn’t so bad. What you experienced and what have you seen; you know what is possible, can happen both in the real world and in the AlterMall. Whenever you feel sad, just close your eyes, rewound the experience in the grounds of AlterMall and there you are again. You breathe, inhale, exhale and you smile and everything is fine because you are back again. AlterMall never leaves you.
On the AlterMall, browsing the mall is as easy as like you were walking on a conveyor belt. No more hurting feet, no more sore toes, no more tiresome legs.
On the AlterMall, there is constant enjoyment. An arcade of cheap thrills, short games and quasi-realistic environment. You don’t need chips or tokens. There is, however, a 30-day membership for free; if you like you can have it a lifetime membership. That is also free. You will be enjoying deeply because of this, you won’t worry about losing tokens and play myriads of games, conveniently and instantly. No lines! For you only to be happy.
Getting lost is rare. You will just position the shops in almost everywhere you like. And if one shop is not in place, you just pull it out, like a Lego brick and put in on any place you want.
On the AlterMall, whenever you got sick, there is a place they call “Cleanic”. There is no consultation fee. Medical professionals, who wear lively colored scrubs with fancy and cartoony characters, will help you specifically on your utmost needs. There is no medicine either. Nurses and doctors treat your ailment on a more natural way. They got pills of laughter, capsules of joy, and tablets of wisdoms, enthusiasm syrups (suspensions for children) and lozenges of relaxation. You’ll never leave the Cleanic, untreated.
On the AlterMall, shopping is like a trip to your closet. Only a hundred time bigger. Shop till you drop, buy till you fly and everything is free to try. You can try the latest stilettos, jump on the hottest pair of jeans, suit on the newest shirts, and glam on the sexiest dress. They got all sizes, colors and fits too! Whatever your style you want, the AlterMall has everything to offer for you. Of course, all of that free of charge, no hidden fees, no interest. Still, you will not file to the cashier.
Want to try out AlterMall’s cinema? The latest technology in cinema experience has it. Enjoy full HD movies on a crisp, vivid and detailed pictures right after you. Realisto Sounds™ lets you hear the audio as if it was happening right in front of you. Surround sound of other cinemas wound sound like monaural radio speakers. AlterMall has the most shown blockbusters and even exclusive movies first to be shown on AlterMall. Also, you can watch back titles of your favorite movies. From drama to comedy, from action to suspense, Sci-Fi to CG animated films, all (again) for free.
On the AlterMall, there’s the “Neon Hub”. They got catalogs of the latest “geek-no” gadgets. In line are smartphones, digital cameras, DSLRs, HSTVs, media players, next-generation gaming consoles and bombastic sound systems. Everything is displayed on a bluish-white Ether cases, the ones you see at StarTrek. Computers here got no bytes, no gigs, no teras. Storage has infinity. No megapixel wars on camera phones, capture your AlterMall moments with cameras on detailed display. Once again, its free.
All that shopping tired you down? Want some munchies? Visit the “Dining Hall”. All of your favorite palate-satisfiers are here. Elegant red carpet floors and nice candle-bulbs will welcome you. High ceilings were jousted with 5 foot Swarovski crystals dangling in beauty. . The Dining Hall comes with well-suited waiters and maids. They will help you in choosing your edibles. Foods here are fresh and cooked just the way you want, just the way you like it. AlterMall serves booze too! Drink to your liver’s content, it’s up to the house. Dining Hall will keep you come back for more, once again for free.
Burping on a full stomach? There is the activity center, where you can sit, rest and even snooze. It’s the AlterMall’s most quiet place. Family, friends, lovers, and even employees, gather here on a green velvet carpet. Comfy couches and soft sofas are also for you. Served with tea, coffee or fruit juices your relaxing time will never be the same again. Is it for free?
All these heavenly perks and privileges for free? What’s the catch then?
The saddest part is when you open your eyes and AlterMall is gone. It’s neither your Neverland nor the Chocolate Factory. Replaced by black fading to light. The whole thing will seem to have existed as a dream sequence in a teleserye. Waking up and see your creaking bedroom walls. Eerie. Unwary. Never belonging. But the real world isn’t so bad. What you experienced and what have you seen; you know what is possible, can happen both in the real world and in the AlterMall. Whenever you feel sad, just close your eyes, rewound the experience in the grounds of AlterMall and there you are again. You breathe, inhale, exhale and you smile and everything is fine because you are back again. AlterMall never leaves you.
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